One of our crew received this message from a friend via SMS. It’s hilarious, but sadly, she spent all her time when she wasn’t at work, sitting in the bath trying to calm down a bad case of resulting hives. What a mis-adventure! It could have happened to any one of us, so try not to laugh, this is serious! Before reading on, we must warn you: Do Not Try This at Home!

Top 5 Reasons Why You should Not Glad-Wrap Your Stomach In For Your Christmas Party

 

#1.  It Squeaks

 

 

#2. You Sweat Profusely

 

#3. Fat Bulges Above and Below the GWL (Glad-Wrap Line)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

#4. Breathing is Difficult

 

 

#5. Dancing is Impossible

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Needless to say, We’ve been sworn to secrecy about who sent this to us. But there’s no doubt some of you reading this will recognise this case. 😉 And just in case you think we’re having you on, here’s the text minus her name & deets….

 

Enjoy the festive season Revolutionaries!